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Starting off the post this evening we send our congratulations to @Jedi_Exile and @AttonRand who have decided to take the leap from angsty relationship issues straight to parenthood. The Exile’s baby alarm has went off and the snooze button is broken. However, don’t let this news make you think this is a sudden and rash decision. The happy couple will be waiting six months before becoming pregnant thanks to Atton’s compromise. If the Exile continues to use her sad puppy dog face on him, who knows how long that will last….
Moving onto our own sultry @AriaBrisard, she managed to continue on with her campaign against Cannon purists by finally umasking her Asmatic Sith Lord @ScorchedSith. Who would have thought that @Every1HatesAni underwent such extensive plastic surgery after his stint on Mustafar and turned into…

Unfortunately, the unexplainable clipped accent was no match to the James Earl Jones-esq voice that Aria adored, so back to Cannon Vader. For now.
Infamous pilot @MiraxTerrik, while not berating Anakin, had engine problems in the afternoon and discovered that the source of the problem was the dead body of none other than death-prone @Captain_Needa, who had already died and was resurrected a mere 10 minutes earlier. Luckily for him @Conslicee was still around to bring him back once again. The fun new #IKilledNeeda hastag was introduced, and Needa will be replaying his death gurgle at least once a day. Don’t miss out on your chance to kill Needa. Sign up now!
@Conslicee isn’t out of the limelight yet. Somehow he managed to steal the Ebon Hawk from either @AttonRand or @Female_Revan. After some interesting debate on who owned the ship, involving time warp theory, Connor left it abandoned outside and took his ship with @Deliah_Blue and returned her safely to Coruscant before @CadeSkywalker had a chance to try out some of his more inventive murder techniques.
In a continuing storyline @TheCaptainRex spent the day drinking to forget the previous nights proposal rejection. @Bikoura managed to track him down and shoot him with a stun round before taking him back to his apartment. Meanwhile @Biddygirl was in contact with Cad Bane who agreed to leave @Padmenanakin safe if she came with him, as he secretly planted a bomb in her room. Hoping for a chance at revenge she agreed, but then heard that Rex had been found and decided to delay the meeting with Bane. Finding Rex in bad shape, she agreed to marry him figuring if she died, he would at least be taken care of. However when they got to the courthouse she couldn’t go through with it and agreed to wait. Will she be able to control her guilty impulses and stay out of danger? Will Cade freak out at the wedding as Rex predicted? Only time, (and soap opera worthy writing) will tell.
Let’s also take a moment to read another blog post on Cannon in Twitterverse written by @SWFacts/@OneWithTheForce/@TheCadBane.
Here’s hoping I didn’t miss anyone. Especially not the stunning @Deliah_Blue who is by far hotter than that @TheDarthTalon, and the number one woman in #CadesHarem. *Big Wink*
May The Force Be With You (with a healthy dose of Farce and Drama)