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By and large, it was a relatively quiet day in the Star Wars Twitterverse. As people prepared their #FollowFridays and such. With one notable exception.
@every1luvspadme came out with the announcement that she had agreed to sign the divorce papers with @Every1HatesAni. While this was not a large surprise. Anakin’s reaction was. Anakin said some rather unflattering things in the direction of Padme and @LizTheBlonde. Anakin was attempting to leave the area to go brood for a while. When @TheCountDooku showed up and began his daily dose of verbal abuse for young Anakin.
Count Dooku, sensing Anakin’s discomfort began chatting with Padme. They agreed to meet later this evening on Coruscant for dinner. This was not taken well by Anakin who spent the better part of the afternoon brooding, and wishing for access to scotch. Later, Anakin threw down the gauntlet. Stating that if Padme does go out with Count Dooku, they will never have “tea” again. Padme was unavailable for comment on that.
Later in the afternoon, it was discovered that Liz did for a fact date Count Dooku. When asked how long ago, Liz got vague on specifics. There appears to be more there. But Anakin chose not to investigate further into the matter. As Anakin has more than enough things on his mind.
Thus, a relatively quiet day in the SW Twitterverse.
Deliah Blue: @thedarthtalon Don’t follow her. Just pointing out that she’s a ho. ;p *pulls lekku and not in the nice way*
Darth Talon: Says the pink gal who is part of #cadesharem
Deliah Blue: @thedarthtalon ‘least I don’t make some lame “deepening the bond” excuse. Were you scared to fess up to your Master that you liked it?
Darth Talon: @Deliah_Blue I fear nothing.*pulls hair in a not nice way* #FanBoysStartToHoldCollectiveBreaths
Deliah Blue: @thedarthtalon Oh, no you did’unt!
Darth Talon: @Deliah_Blue Oh yes I did! Whatchya gonna do about it?
Deliah Blue: @thedarthtalon *grabs blaster*
Darth Talon: @Deliah_Blue *force rips blaster away* seriously, I’m a Sith remember? If we are going to have a catfight, no blasters or lightsabers. & I can’t believe *I’M* the one setting up rules!
Deliah Blue: @thedarthtalon You call that a rule? Bring it! *tackles*
Darth Talon: @Deliah_Blue *makes unintelligible sounds while rolling around on floor pulling out blue hair*
Deliah Blue: @thedarthtalon *scratches face* Can’t do that with those ugly gloves on, can you? Ewww, what color do you BLEED??
Darth Talon: @Deliah_Blue I don’t know- I’ve never bled before & I’m not starting tonight! *puts in headlock* And remind me why we are fighting. Certainly NOT over @cadeskywalker right?
Deliah Blue: @thedarthtalon *cough* I still owe you for chaining me up in the Sith temple. That hurt! *kicks* And @cadeskywalker was faking it with you! ;p
Darth Talon: @Deliah_Blue *pulls out chains* I can do it again…. And I don’t care if @cadeskywalker was faking. he was unstatisfactory.
Deliah Blue: @thedarthtalon Oh kriff. *grabs wrist darts* Say that all you want about @cadeskywalker but I saw the holo. You’re not THAT good an actor. *Searches frantically for a lightsaber* I live with a whole harem of Jedi and there’s no kriffing sabers around here!
Darth Talon: @Deliah_Blue *rolls eyes* so now you have to resort to watching ME for p0rn? My, you are one kinky gal. *force pins to wall & grabs chains*
Deliah Blue: @thedarthtalon *grunts* You have no idea, b****! *cough* *struggle*
*starts whistling while chaining @Deliah_Blue up. Pauses to look* Well, now what do I do with you? I hadn’t really thought this through..
Deliah Blue: @thedarthtalon *jerks on chains* Karking, sleemo, shutta…
Darth Talon: @Deliah_Blue MY my, such language. *reclines on sofa* does your mother know you have a hutt’s mouth on you?
Deliah_Blue :@thedarthtalon Didn’t your mother teach you how to dress? Looks like you rolled up out the Sith trailer park with that tube top on.
Darth Talon: @Deliah_Blue *golf clap & eyes Blue* well, you’re not wearing much more then me. I suppose we could remedy that… *force rips Blue’s shirt There, now you’ve got a tube top too & we both look like trailer trash.
Deliah Blue: @thedarthtalon *leans back against wall with chest out* I was getting hot anyway. *looks at Talon’s “straps”* You call that britches?
Darth Talon: @Deliah_Blue *rolls eyes * fine, we can fix that too. *for rips Blue’s trousers to shreds* There, now we both look like whores. Happy?
Deliah Blue: @thedarthtalon *poses proudly…best I can in chains* Oh, I NEVER look like a whore, darlin.
Darth Talon: @Deliah_Blue but you are part of a Harem. Specifically #cadesharem. So, I don’t want to be a rude host- can I offer you a drink? I’ll even let you down… if you promise to behave civil & not tug on my leeku again.
Deliah Blue: @thedarthtalon You’ll have to bring it over here and feed it to me…
Darth Talon: @Deliah_Blue That’s fine, but no spitting. You must swallow. @cadeskywalker told me you know.. *walks over with glass of wine* Open up….
Deliah Blue: @thedarthtalon *swallows and licks lips* That’s…good stuff. *relaxes*
Darth Talon: *snaps fingers and chains fall off @Deliah_Blue * now, can you be civil? Or are we going to have to roll around some more fighting?
Deliah Blue: @thedarthtalon *flushed* I can be civil….
Darth Talon: @Deliah_Blue *reclines on sofa again and pats seat* so, remind me, what were we fighting about again?
Deliah Blue: @thedarthtalon *eyes sofa* I shouldn’t…. *straddles Talon’s lap* Must be the wine…
Darth Talon: *eyes @Deliah_Blueup and down* well, this is different. @cadeskywalker never mentioned this side of you before… *pours more wine*
Deliah Blue: @thedarthtalon Well, @cadeskywalker doesn’t know everything, does he? You won’t hurt me, will you?
Darth Talon: @Deliah_Blue I can’t promise anything other then you’ll like it… a lot. *pulls Blue down & Force turns off the lights*
Deliah Blue: @thedarthtalon Oh! That’s… *strokes lekku softly* I do like. VERY much… ….
(disclaimer: no Zeltrons or Twi’leks were harmed in the filming of this scene. )
