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Today in “As the Galaxy Turns” it’s been quite a rough day for
@every1hatesAni.
It seems the StarWarsVerse (with @every1hatesani being targeted primarily) is being invaded not just by doctors from M*A*S*H but also by Vampires of every Genre… To include Twilight, Anne Rice, & Buffy. I’m just waiting around for Vampire Bill & Sookie Stackhouse to show up now.
Aside from being yelled at for his (@every1hatesani’s) shenanigans with @every1hatesPadme last night (see previous update), @thecountdooku showed up for his lunch time berating/beating of @every1hatesAni like he was a piñata. (you really need to see his tweets… They’re HILARIOUS).
Well, to rub salt in the wound, not only did @every1hatesAni discover that his current girlfriend @liztheblonde used to date @thecountdooku, but he quickly found out that his soon-to-be-ex (if he would quit dragging his feet about it- it’s like @every1hatesani doesn’t WANT to get a divorce) @every1luvspadme was doing more then a just “dating” @thecountdooku.
Apparently @every1hatesAni never thought @every1luvspadme would “take tea” with anyone but him. He was wrong.
According to my insiders, @thecountdooku & @every1luvspadme have been having “slumber parties” and afternoon “tea parties” whenever they have the chance.
To included one memorable time in @every1hatesAni’s bedroom (there is a rumored video out there of this encounter - more wealth then you can imagine
to anyone who has a copy & gets it to me).
This intrepid reporter tried to find @thecountdooku & @every1luvspadme to
confirm said rumors, but they were, um, “out to lunch” and not to be disturbed. ;)
So there you have it; @every1hatesani is currently curled up in a ball rocking catatonically in a corner, @macewindu_ is still awesome, & @the_real_r2 is still hilarious & should be made a GENERAL!
This report brought to you by @MiraxTerrik.
—-EDIT—-
THIS JUST IN:
@CADESKYWALKER & @DRACONIC_DREAMS ARE GOING TO HAVE A BABY! Though
apparently @cadeskywalker neglected to inform @draconic_dreams of this
beforehand. #notSurprised.
In other news, @every1hatesani is a complete douchebag, who managed to make
both @LizTheBlonde & @every1hatesPadme cry within seconds of each other, by
telling Liz that she was just a booty call & her feelings weren’t important
& then by calling Padme a WHORE upon finding out that she was going out on a
dinner date with @master_vos tonight. @Ghez_fel promised to kill him for
making Padme cry. I know I’m curious to see how that works out for him…
This intrepid reporter tried to reach @every1hatesani for comments, but all
he said was “……I don’t even care….” and returned to staring at the
walls glaze eyed & blaming the world for his problems. We suspect he’s
drunk or high, or both. Again. Many thanks to the M*A*S*H doctors for
being his supplier.
Meanwhile, Princess___Leia is still waiting for a Han Solo to show up. (As
are we all!)
And @theMaraJade proved once again how awesome she is by saying “There are
people in this galaxy who think they can lie to a Jedi. Who, you ask? Look
around; it’s the ones with my handprint on their face.”
This exciting update once again brought to you by @MiraxTerrik
P.s.
it’s someone elses turn next- I’m taking the Skate out for a spin tomorrow.
