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THIS JUST IN:
@every1LuvsPadme is Pregnant! With TWINS! (they run in her family
apparently)
And apparently her user name is quite appropriate since there is a question
of paternity. It seems she narrowed the possible Daddy candidates down to
@TheCountDooku, @Master_Vos, @Ghez_Fel, & that hutt-sucking Sleemo (Quoting
Padme there) @every1HatesAni.
Dooku was delighted.
Ghez was shocked.
Little Orphan Ani was speechless.
And Vos was unavalible for comment.
More wealth than you can imagine to the first person who can tell this
intrepid reporter WHO the father is.
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In other news, @LizTheBlonde is currently spending a some time away from
Little Orphan Ani in Korea catering a party for those always funny M*A*S*H
fellows. Watch out for Hawkeye dear lady… He’s a slick one!
It also seems that dear Miss @AriaBrisard is suffering some amnesia and
doesn’t remember her love for Vader… Which poses a problem for
@ScorchedSith.
I also witnessed a tussle between @DraconicDreams & @Bikoura… Not sure if
it was a real fight, training, and/or foreplay. I don’t judge; I just
report.
As usual, @theMaraJade threatened to #twittercrush anyone who threatened her
son @theBenSkywalker. And as usual her enemies fled in fear
#BecauseSheIsJustThatBadAss. #MaraIsMyHero
And of course, @MaceWindu is still awesome
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UPDATE:
Miss @AriaBrisard is still missing her memory, & frantically working
to get it back.
@Corran_H & @the_exar_kun managed to be in the same room without
killing each other, but only because this reporter was there as a
chaperone.
@drhawkeyepierce & the rest of the M*A*S*H 4077 threw a wicked party,
which eventually found its way to the O’Club, which ROCKED.
Then of course, there was more Padme/Ani drama.
In summary @every1luvsPadme insisted that @every1hatesAni not call her
Padme or Panda anymore, but instead refer to her as Senator Amidala.
Anakin responded that she should have to call him General Skywalker.
So Padme pulled rank & ordered him back from Korea & the M*A*S*H party
to Coruscant. Ani decided not to go, so Padme went through with her
threat & stripped him of his General’s rank & all the authority &
commands that went with it, then proceeded to declare him a deserter &
told him if he ever returned to Republic space he’d be arrested &
court-martialed.
You may not like it, but she had the law on her side.
Then she went out on her date with @thecountdooku.
Which leads me to some interesting rumors I heard…. that all the
supposed extra-curricular activities Padme has been having with all
her boyfriends? Yeah, just stories to piss off/make Ani jealous.
They apparently worked- a bit too well actually.
*shrugs*
But who knows the truth? Only @every1luvsPadme, and she couldn’t be
reached for comment.
And that’s it for this very special Friday night edition of “As the
Galaxy Turns”
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