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Friday night:
A quiet night on Twitter land.
Mostly.
Miss @AriaBrisard is still missing her memory, & frantically working to get it back.
@Corran_H & @the_exar_kun managed to be in the same room without killing each other, but only because this reporter was there as a chaperone.
@drhawkeyepierce & the rest of the M*A*S*H 4077 threw a wicked party, which eventually found its way to the O’Club, which ROCKED.
Then of course, there was more Padme/Ani drama.
In summary @every1luvsPadme insisted that @every1hatesAni not call her Padme or Panda anymore, but instead refer to her as Senator Amidala.
Anakin responded that she should have to call him General Skywalker.
So Padme pulled rank & ordered him back from Korea & the M*A*S*H party to Coruscant. Ani decided not to go, so Padme went through with her threat & stripped him of his General’s rank & all the authority & commands that went with it, then proceeded to declare him a deserter & told him if he ever returned to Republic space he’d be arrested & court-martialed.
You may not like it, but she had the law on her side.
Then she went out on her date with @thecountdooku.
Which leads me to some interesting rumors I heard…. that all the supposed extra-curricular activities Padme has been having with all her boyfriends? Yeah, just stories to piss off/make Ani jealous. They apparently worked- a bit too well actually.
*shrugs*
But who knows the truth? Only @every1luvsPadme, and she couldn’t be reached for comment.
And that’s it for this very special Friday night edition of “As the Galaxy Turns”
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For Saturday:
OK, in summary here’s what happened yesterday in the @every1hatesAni/@every1luvsPadme drama (riveting, I know):
Anakin, still in Korea nursing a broken wrist (#TWSS), caught some sort of bug & started to come down with something. He became quite feverish & ill & started moaning for Padme, and then started force choking nurses (yup, he was definitely missing Padme).
Meanwhile, Padme was back on Coruscant missing Ani, and was just trying to get over him & forget about him. Her ever faithful bodyguard/friend/possible father of her babies @Ghez_fel was there to take care of her, and she eventually fell asleep, because she was so worn out emotionally & physically from the most recent events.
Back in Korea, @CadeSkywalker, @Deliah_Bule, & @DraconicDreams showed up & kidnapped Anakin (After stealing a Castle, and various other things from the UK), and then Cade proceeded to heal all of Anakin’s injuries, to include his mind.
Wait, his mind? Yeah, before we had the blog, a lot of you missed what happened… why was Anakin even dating someone else in the first place? Why were he & Padme getting a divorce?
Well, the super short version is that @DarthTraya brainwashed Ani into forgetting that he loved Padme. Then he met Liz & fell in love with her & asked Padme for a divorce. Padme tried to hang onto her man, but when she saw it was ultimately doomed, did everything in her power to punish Ani (she was unaware of the brainwashing- all she knew was that Ani suddenly didn’t love her anymore), especially as it became more evident that he was remembering that he did love her & didn’t want to get a divorce.
So what am I saying here? Basically that Ani & Padme are STUPID.
But I digress. So, Cade healed Ani & dropped him off at Padme’s apartment, right next to a sleeping Padme & made Ani forget about Cade showing up to heal him, etc.
Well, I guess Cade’s memory removal of Ani worked better then he expected because later that night, Ani woke up next to Padme with NO MEMORY OF THE LAST MONTH.
Padme freaked out & rightly so. Ani may have no memory of the last month, but Padme certainly did. Ghez was there to help out if needed, but more then anything I think he protected Ani by constantly pulling Padme off of Ani when she finally cracked and started beating at him, & pulling his hair, and ultimately pulling Ghez’s blaster out and shooting up her apartment’s living room trying to hit Ani, before finally storming off to her bedroom & slamming the door behind her.
Ani ended up spending the evening @obiwankenobi’s & is completely & utterly confused by what happened (and yeah, he still thinks that his marriage to Padme is a *BIG SEKRIT*)
@LizTheBlonde, completely sick & tired of crazy Skywalkers (and rightly so!) ended up getting a ride to Cloud City to spend some time with the always charming & dashing @lando_c.
As for me? Well, I spent the evening popping popcorn and getting drunk with all the rest of my twitter peeps (like @the_exar_kun, @deliah_blue, @ariabrisard, @the_jedi, and many others) while watching the Ani/Padme show, before @corran_h carted me off over his shoulder for some “interrogations” & a strip search for smuggled goods… ;)
I know @deliah_blue started out the night with @thedarthtalon (intending to make Cade jealous), but it looks like she ended the night with @Ghez_Fel. Gotta love Zeltrons. ;)
Where do we go from here? Who knows… and there is still the paternity question of Padme’s babies…
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