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While it was previously assumed that the Galactic Empire was a force that could withstand any onslaught, yesterday’s events have forced us to come to the terms that we are indeed vulnerable, and to a threat we had previously deemed inconceiveable…vampires.
Vampires can come in all shapes and sizes, and are notorioius for their charm and their general intrigue of characters from our galactic realm.
Do not, and I repeat DO NOT let them aboard your ship!
Yesterday’s idiotic venture on my part can be attributed to the fact that I was recovering from amnesia. I would never have allowed those two rascals aboard Exactor, had I been of sound mind. Our flagship has been greatly compromised, and @ScorchedSith informed me that the Imperial insurance claim filed by both @Captain_Needa and @TheAdmiralPiett entailed an estimated $50,000,000 credits in damage. While that sum is “pocket change” for a man such as @ScorchedSith, I am well aware that it could pose a reasonable dent in the pocket for some of those fine men and women who can’t list ”Sith Lord” on their resume. I myself, cannot.
Thus said, the Galactic Empire has placed a bounty on the heads of @Vampire_Lestat1 and @Louis_thedamned, though we’ll probably bust canon next week and have them over for a game of tennis.
Ask not what your Empire can do for you…ask what you can do for your Empire.
Brisard out.
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