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Time for another update to the goings on in your star wars twitterverse. Hopefully everyone has enjoyed a stress free and fun filled week. In case you weren’t there, here’s what you may have missed…
The charming and strong willed @AriaBrisard managed to once again find herself a whole mess of trouble. Always up for….adventure? disaster? drama? ….she’s showed no signs of slowing down since her last post decrying the incident involving some rather troublesome Vampires from a plant called Earth. As @Corran_H reported, anyone wishing to reach Ms. Brisard for comment can find her in a holding cell awaiting a tribunal for High Treason and Crimes against the Empire. After an unfortunate run in with The Emperor, in which he almost killed her, a bout with Amnesia in which she forgot but later remembered her love for @ScorchedSith, the aforementioned Vampires, and the realization that she herself is Force sensitive – Ms. Brisard attempted an attack against the Emperor. While she acknowledges her part in the plot, she claims it was to help Vader take over, though he was not involved and has so far failed to come to her aid. Indeed, it’s been reported that he himself attempted to kill her for what he calls her “treachery”. No word yet on when the trial is scheduled, but you can rest assured that everyone here at Star Wars Twitterverse will continue to cover the story.
In other news, it looks like after a very turbulent month @Every1HatesAni and @Every1LuvsPadme have reconciled as they were spotted canoodling before leaving to have “tea” together. Will Padme change her name back to @Padmenanakin? And does this mean that the divorce hearing is off? I don’t know about the rest of you, but this reporter was looking forward to some juicy courtroom drama. Ah well, there’s always Aria’s tribunal for that.
Exclusive!! Resident playboy @cadeskywalker is having problems in his love life. Seems the harem is splitting off. Rumors persist that @Deliah_Blue, Cade’s #1 lady – has been “arguing” with @TheDarthTalon. We’ve managed to secure some of the comm chatter between the two “rivals”.
Darth Talon: “of course I am. I hate you. *flicks lekku seductively at Blue* come by & let me show you how much..”
As if a love hate relationship with a Sith Twi’lek isn’t bad enough, poor Blue has also been seen in the company of a Mandalorian Protectorate named @Ghez_Fel. After Miss Blue’s last update on the incident we can report that Mr. Fel is currently recovering in an undisclosed location.
This Just In!! To make matters worse for the handsome and rugged Skywalker heir, @Discogryff was seen entertaining newcomer @Echo1409, one of the clone troopers introduced to her by @TheCaptainRex. She was even rumored to have let him “check out her book collection”. What? *listens* Oh, you mean he really looked at books? Seriously, that wasn’t one of our infamous euphemisms? *listening* But they kissed right? *nods* Oh, good. Anyway - has Cade lost two of his ladies to Fett’s clones? First Biddy and now Disco? Will his petulant mood continue and how will that affect his budding relationship with his sexy sassy apprentice @Kitiyari_Dreams?
And finally tonight (because this reporter has been out of the loop for a while) no news yet on when newlywed couple @Jedi_Exile and @AttonRand are due to be expecting a “special delivery”, however reports have come in that The Exile has been exhibiting some rather maternal symptoms, to include mood swings and what one witness described as “that glow”. As soon as we have more information, you’ll be the next to know.
To all those out there in our lovely twitterverse, which is full of some of the most interesting and colorful characters (both cannon and especially non) let me end with a quote from the same source as the title:
“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn’t be, and what it wouldn’t be, it would. You see?” – Alice (Alice in Wonderland)
Goodnight and as always,
May The Force Be With You
