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So apparently the StarWars Twitterverse is now being over run by plastic people- and I don’t mean Stormtroopers, I mean dolls.
(“I’M NOT A DOLL, I’M AN ACTION FIGURE!” @plastic_Ani)
Shutup
So what I was saying, it seems that in addition to M*A*S*H people, Vampires from every genre, we now have dollz.
I interviewed each of the dollz to see what they were like… And well, they’re dollz, so you can’t really expect much:
-“I HAVE THE MOST PIMPTASTIC PLASTICPIMPMOBILE (TM)!” @plasticSolo
-“I’m stuck kneeling all day. Woe is me” @plasticVader
-“BARBIES ARE SLUTS WITH BIG PLASTIC BOOBS!” @plastic_Ani
-“I’m only 3.5 inches tall. Solo & Ani are a full 12 inches. It’s not fair!!!” @plasticCade
-“I AM NOT A DOLL! I AM REAL!” @plastic_Ed
-“This is a curse! Have you seen Jack?… I mean Elizabeth…” @plastic_will
Yeah… So, there you go.
Oh, I almost forgot- @plastic_ani & @plasticSolo have blogs as well on LiveJournal under the same names (so you can catch any of their missed tweets there)
*sigh*
What is the Galaxy coming to?
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Edit:
I AM NOT A DOLL, I AM A FIGURINE AND I WILL HAVE MY CHANCE!