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3rd September 2009

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“The Plastic Menace”

So apparently the StarWars Twitterverse is now being over run by plastic people- and I don’t mean Stormtroopers, I mean dolls.

(“I’M NOT A DOLL, I’M AN ACTION FIGURE!” @plastic_Ani)

Shutup

So what I was saying, it seems that in addition to M*A*S*H people, Vampires from every genre, we now have dollz.

I interviewed each of the dollz to see what they were like… And well, they’re dollz, so you can’t really expect much:

-“I HAVE THE MOST PIMPTASTIC PLASTICPIMPMOBILE (TM)!” @plasticSolo

-“I’m stuck kneeling all day. Woe is me” @plasticVader

-“BARBIES ARE SLUTS WITH BIG PLASTIC BOOBS!” @plastic_Ani

-“I’m only 3.5 inches tall. Solo & Ani are a full 12 inches. It’s not fair!!!” @plasticCade

-“I AM NOT A DOLL! I AM REAL!” @plastic_Ed

-“This is a curse! Have you seen Jack?… I mean Elizabeth…” @plastic_will

Yeah… So, there you go.

Oh, I almost forgot- @plastic_ani & @plasticSolo have blogs as well on LiveJournal under the same names (so you can catch any of their missed tweets there)

*sigh*

What is the Galaxy coming to?

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Edit:

I AM NOT A DOLL, I AM A FIGURINE AND I WILL HAVE MY CHANCE!

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