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I’ve been a huge fan of the SW RP T’verse and such for a long time— probably ever since I joined Twitter. I’ve seen lots of characters stay true and others go “screw canon, we’re doing this— to hell with rules!!!” (which is totally awesome!)
None of that compared to what happened this evening. I’m still trying to make sense of what happened. Here is my recollection from the spectator’s POV (note that some details may be screwed up a little. Don’t shoot the messenger):
@every1luvspadme showed a side of herself I had never seen before. Apparently she thought @every1hatesani was cheating on her with someone named Kitty. Using the resources of @the_darth_vader, she reaches this woman on Coruscant and kills her!
Woah!
Meanwhile, while that was going on, @ariabrisard got the impression that @the_darth_vader didn’t love her anymore. Therefore, she gave @every1hatesani a kiss and refused to speak with Vader at that point. Then, adding some more drama to the stressed moment, @Captain_Needa accidentally ticked Anakin off and got his trachea crushed.
Now Padme is even angrier, on her way to kill Aria for kissing Anakin. Uh oh…
Apparently Padme and Vader go their separate ways. Aria tries to tell Padme that she was not in some relationship with Anakin. I guess it worked, since Padme didn’t shoot Aria then and there.
@ariabrisard and @the_darth_vader seemed to have apologized to eachother and are happy in each other’s company once again.
To quote the movie franchise, “this has been a dark day for the republic” (or at least, the twitterverse in general).
May the Force be with us all.
By @violamaster
