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Wow, what a difference a few days makes right?
Sorry if there are some holes in this (@cadeskywalker has promised to fill all my holes, then @corran_h promised to create a few holes in him if he did), but this intrepid reporter is no longer on Twitter as much as she’d like, so you’ll have to let me know what I’ve missed.
Anyways, on Sept 19th, “Talk like a pirate day” the lovely @AriaBrisard hosted a Pirate Party, and there was much rum consumed, and many fabulous costumes (I was especially impressed with @deliah_blue’s) - though @every1hatesani, of course, looked lame. @jysella_horn & @thebenskywalker spent the majority of the party trying to sneak onto the Pulsar Skate or the Jade Shadow to make out, but thankfully @theMaraJade was way ahead of them, and managed to curtail any young tea taking.
@Corran_H’s new typist made his debut that night as well (he also happen’s to be this reporter’s IRL hubby, so be nice or face my wrath) & felt quite welcome thanks to you all. He didn’t stay long before dragging me off for some “tea,” but he made sure to let his old friend Kunie know that he’d “most likely kill him in the morning.” @the_exar_kun meanwhile (when not doing a mean worm on the dance floor) was once again a fantastic DJ, and I hear he does parties, weddings, & Bar Mitzvah’s.
Speaking of Weddings, at the Pirate Party @the_darth_Vader asked Miss Brisard to Marry him, and after yelling at him for a bit, she said yes. Then @plastic_ani asked if he could see her boobs.
Everyone is very excited for the recently engaged couple, & @every1hatesani is the best man (yeah, best man for his future self- only on twitter) and has been charged with planning the Bachelor party. There are some questions as to what sort of party this will be. My sources tell me that @thedarthtalon & @plastic_oola have refused to dance for it, so, I guess that’s out… Stay tuned for more on this… BTW, has a wedding date been set?
Yesterday had two big events that I saw, the first being that @cadeSkywalker & @deliah_blue left on a long trip together. I bet they’re eloping. Anyone want odds on that? Contact me later to place your bets.
The second was the return of @every1LuvsPadme, who now has a new typist (an
IRL friend of mine & @every1hatesAni, so be nice or face our combined wrath). Turns out she was off getting pampered by her handmaidens, which, you know, she totally should be. It also turns out she’s not really pregnant…
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Yup. As she explained to @thebenskywalker “when a mommy loves a daddy, but sometimes thinks the daddy doesn’t love her as much, she pretends to be pregnant in order to strengthen their relationship.” You may call it lying, but I call it a sound strategy when dealing with @every1hatesani. ;)
Anyways, I’m sure lots more has happened (like somehow @every1hatesani got out of the looney bin), but I’ve not been around to see it, so I leave it to YOU to report on what I missed.
As always, your favorite Pilot & booze smuggler,
@MiraxTerrik
