Star Wars Twitterverse

29th September 2009

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@CadeSkywalker & @Deliah_Blue got married!  BY BUNNY RABBITS!  Yeah… You can’t make that crap up. (Editor note: THEY WERE LEPI AND HOOJIB!)

Anyways, they totally eloped, LIKE I TOLD YOU THEY WOULD (you all owe me credits)!

Their Reception is TBD.  I’m sure it will be a blast thought!

@theDarthTalon took this news rather hard at first, because while she is an evil conniving Sith BITCH, she’s not a homewrecker, so she saw all her fun “hate” sessions with Blue come to an abrupt end.

Then the fabulous news came out that apparantely Blue stipulated in the pre-nup that she still got to have “hate” sessions with Talon.  Cade agreed as long as he got to watch. (Editor note: This part is especially true)

Along these lines, apparently Talon & Cade decided to bury the hatchet, though Talon says she’ll kill him at a moment’s notice if her Master Lord Krayt orders it.  The sad things is, Darth Talon doesn’t seem to know that Darth Krayt is actually dead, killed by Cade Skywalker himself.  (Editor note: Brief update - she now knows - Cade told her. She didn’t take it too well, as you’d expect of anyone in that position, but she is currently sleeping in the castle.)

The absence of her master has caused Darth Talon to be essentially upset & frustrated.  Here she’s been a good Hand for her master, always faithful & devoted, and he’s been taking like the LONGEST NAP EVER, so she’s currently unemployed, and has no purpose.  @the_exar_kun was kind enough to offer her some temp work as his Hand on Yavin IV, but she’s still looking around for a local (to Coruscant) Hand job, in order to remain close to Cade & Blue. Just to torture them and stuff.  She diesn’t actually like them.    

@every1hatesAni offered to hire Talon to be his hand, but quickly balked when he found out he’d actually have to *PAY* her & he didn’t think @every1luvspadme would.

Speaking of @every1luvsPadme, aside from restricting Ani to “tea” only 3 times a year (Christmas, his birthday, & their anniversary), she’s currently looking for new Handmaidens.

It’s not an easy process.  Apparently you need only apply if you are willing to babysit Ani, slip him infertility pills (in case he wanders), be good at crafting, and look damn sexy while doing naked Yoga with Padme and the other Handmaidens.

Maybe Talon should apply for a Handmaiden job… It can’t be that different from being a Sith Lord’s Hand right?  

OH WAIT!  Insiders tell me that Talon might take a job from Cade… Let’s see how the negotiations go…

And if I missed something, I’m sorry.  Do your own damn update.  :P

-@MiraxTerrik

(Editor’s continuation: In addition, there are now four or fourty handmaidens patrolling the Twitterverse and monitoring Padme’s and Anakin’s interactions. @Kitiyari_Dreams enjoyed a brief vacation on Naboo but has returned to the Castle where Anakin is currently resting, so that he can be free of the Handmaidens. Also, Echo and @Discogryff TOTALLY DID IT!

Guess what? I also saw Talon’s boobs AND Blue’s AT THE SAME TIME. I know, I know, @PlasticCade and @Plastic_ani are going to be SO MAD that I didn’t take photos for them.)