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So like, we’re chillin’ at the wedding - @the_darth_vader and @ariabrisard totally just hooked up right. Crazy that they would but you know, it happened. Anyway, so I’m just sitting on the side watching people dance - Cade walks to the bathroom or something, and Aria and Vader are talking about something - I don’t know what but like, the music was really good. They have @qwi_xux on flute playing requests and she’s nailing them. Really good at it.
So like, I look up all curious like, and see this woman dressed in black say something to Vader about Aria not being as good as @every1luvspadme or something… don’t know why he’d care, she’s @every1hatesani’s wife. I think she has an ego complex or something. So anyway, she then calls Aria a whore. A WHORE? How is that even possible. I think Aria and Vader are like… Don’t tell anyone but I think they’re virgins or something. Vader’s first.
So anyway, you know Vader. Dark Lord of the Sith, angry guy. Big black suit and cape. Talks in a deep voice and gets annoyed about @Obiwankenobi and Jawas. That one. He’s all *grrrr* and doing the hand thing he does where people clutch their throats and do a Needa impression. She’s doing that and still talking smack at people. She called @handmaiden_Yane a bitch and said that Aria was still a whore or something. Anyway, Aria did her best Han Solo / Boba Fett impresh and spins out a pistol and is all PEWPEWPEWPEWPEW and blows one of this lady, apparently @HandmaidnEirtae’s arm off. Like, I saw it fly across the room. It was wizard.
So yeah, then she fell to the floor and Vader cut her head off… It looked pretty cool but it was probably wrong. Still, what right’s she got to be coming in and commenting on that kinda stuff?
Kriff, gotta go. Dad’s waiting in the Jade Shadow and probably not gonna be happy.
P.s. @Jysella_Horn is totally a babe
