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Call it a crazy whim of the Force, or just SW canon (Episode V, chapter 8, pg 245, first paragraph, first line), but it seems that yes, even Sith Lords can be suspended from the public comm frequency.
So, you come to me as a faithful servant of the Galactic Empire, and you ask, “Hey Vader. If a menacing, dark, galactic overlord like yourself can get locked away, what’s going to happen to me? And if it happens, what do I do?”
All too easy.
Step 1. Force-choke a droid.
Step 2. Interrogate a Rebel. Or two. Or…1,347. ((Yes, I was somewhat enraged…))
Step 3. Go to a higher power. I went and told my troubles to @Darth__Sidious. Talk about a Sith who understands.
After much Force-lightning, my master used his “UNLIMITED POWERRRRRR!!!!” to remind me that pain was indeed worse than the loss of my comm privileges. Still recovering from that one. ((shudders))
Which led me to Step 4. Play up the injured bit, and get the royal treatment from @ariabrisard. With the construction of my alternate comm, via @Darth__Vader__, it was like I went on a second honeymoon! ((We won’t go on about that. I’ll leave it to Brisard to fill you in…)) ;)
Step 5 was one I didn’t count on, and was the most effective of all. Call on your friends in the twitterverse to help you. I am humbled that so many of you treat your Dark Lord with such high regards.
So, twitterverse, I hope this clears up some missed time. I really should just keep a holo-journal. Pass on what you have learned to another Force-adept. The trachea you save might one day be your own. ((smirk))
Oh, and by the way…I lied. Episode V, chapter 8, pg 245, first paragraph, first line clearly states, “Darth Vader looked like a great silent god as he stood on the main control deck of his mammoth Star Destroyer.” ((Look it up, if you don’t believe me.))
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