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Its been another busy week in the Twitterverse, boys and girls…and aliens, sentient planets, star destroyers, and plastic figures. Shall we dive right in?
Let’s start with some good news! The wedding of @Echo1409 and @DiscoGryff (hereafter known as @DiscoGryphon) went off without a hitch, a delay, or a missing groom! Sources tell Confidential that the couple wrote their own vows and both were very teary. What followed was a fabulous reception with music selected by @CadeSkywalker and @The_Darth_Vader. Much dancing and frivolity ensued! Mr. and Mrs. Gryphon left for their honeymoon, taking their daughter with them…destination: DisneyWorld on planet Earth. Congratulations Gryphon family!
Last week, we all saw and heard @Obis_Wand and @Every1HatesAni’s love fests, but now looks like trouble in paradise! Seems that old Force bond between Anakin and @Kitiyari is throwing a hydrospanner into the works. After months of itching, those two have finally scratched. Yes, Anakin and Kiti decided it was time. Maybe the Force bond is just too strong for those two to stay apart. How will this affect Kiti’s relationship with the younger @Evry1WantsAni? Or Anakin’s budding romance with Obi-Wan? Watch this space!
SWConfidential would like to welcome our newest Jedi Master to return from the great Force beyond…@QuiGon_Jinn. Perhaps his guidance will help his former padawan, @Obis_Wand? Or maybe he’ll just be sharing his best ‘medicinal herb’ with his friends. There was quite the party going on at Obi’s pad the other night. No one was feeling any pain there! Not even our plastic friends, @PlasticSolo and @PLASTIC_LEIA! Who knew plastics could get high? But they did, with a little help from their friends.
Our favourite Dark Lord has been quite busy around the ‘Verse lately! And Lady Vader, @AriaBrisard, is apparently a very understanding wife. Our tall, dark and Sithly has taken on a harem of wives! Confidential sources say the number of Vader Wives is up to 15! Known wives include, @STSarahHaku @Lady_Rabe @DiscoGryff @Female_Revan @Lady_Everon @DarkAida @ilVampiraElisa @mariicarool @ariabrisard @STBarbMorley @McSpirky. Lady Aria is still number one in our Lord’s heart, but the return of a very much alive @Senator_Amidala definitely threw our unflappable one for a loop as it looks like those two are still, technically married. Darth Vader has also been seen courting the lovely Imperial Knight and Jedi, @AzlynRae. No word yet on if he’s popped the question to Master Rae. Will her loyalty to the Fel Empire, @Marasiah_Fel, and the Jedi Order interfere with this burgeoning love affair? We hope you’re getting a bulk rate discount on diamond rings, Lord Vader!
That’s all the gossip fit to blog, dear readers! Stay tuned for our next installment!
