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Hectic couple of weeks in the Twitterverse, happy readers. We’ve had some serious action taking place, so let’s get to it!
It looked for awhile there that @Dark_Luke and @STBardMorley were on the outs…apparently, Luke thought so too! After an argument, Barb went to visit Leia and Lukey went to visit an inebriated @STSarahHaku. They started drinking together and well, alcohol, a broken heart and another woman do NOT mix…looks like Sarah kissed Luke and then he kissed her back…According to young Mr. Skywalker “the part where is gets foggy is what happened next. I guess I was stumbling through the halls trying to leave Sarah’s ship” yeah…uh huh…”when Leia and Barb found me.” Sources tell Confidential that a betrayed and pissed off Barb hauled off and punched Luke and then shot him in the black. She claims she meant to miss him…doubtful…
As if Sarah’s week couldn’t get any worse, she was thrown into jail on the Death Star by Governor Tarkin. Charges…no one quite knows. Luckily, a small band of jailbreakers led by @AriaBrisard snuck onto the DS and rescued Sarah and her cellmate, the gentle, @WookieeCharlie. The Lady Vader left behind some little surprises in the form of thermal detonators set throughout the detention level. Bit of an early Christmas present for Tarkin? We never knew Aria cared so much!
Looks like @_Navaar got into a scrape this week! Her new cargo and transport business was involved in quite the rescue. After learning about an attack on a rebel base on Yavin4, she, @MandoSiege, and @LeiaOrganaSolo mounted an evacuation using her “transporters.” We are told that they are devices that allow one to ‘beam’ to the surface of a planet or back up to the ship without landing or using shuttles. Weird…anyway, once the Rebels were on her ship, they were met by a fleet of 30 TIE Fighters. Much battling ensued while Mando and Kor prepared to make the jump to hyperspace with a course set for Hoth, of all places! When the warp drives went offline, the TIEs attacked again. Navaar’s ship took some heavy damage, but was safely repaired on Hoth…How did our Orion friend enjoy the Hoth experience? “Hoth is *beep*ing COLD! Snow is *beep*ing COLD!”
In other news, there were parties aplenty around the ‘Verse! Sarah had a non-Christmas holiday party which was attended by many, there was a Christmas Eve dinner at Cade’s castle, and a post-Christmas party at Anakin Skywalker’s new mansion. We’ve lost Prince Xizor to parts unknown, @The_Darth_Vader has been AWOL…only appearing briefly at DiscoGryphon’s Christmas Eve dinner to play Santa, the plastics became human for a night, and Anakin’s Christmas bouncy-bouncy promise from Padme, never happened. We think he’d be a bit tired anyway…
That’s all the gossip fit to blog, dear readers!
