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Well, the juiciest of juicy news came to us this week, so lets play show and tell!
First of all, how much do we love our resident polyamorous group?! Sooooo much! @kitiyari, @every1hatesani and @obis_wand are our favourite trio by far. Seems they got into a bit of trouble this week! Anakin, apparently trying to channel @The_Darth_Vader tried the ol’ RFC on his loves and switched their genders! That’s right, dear readers! Kit became a tall, strapping male and Obi a petite flower of a woman! While confusing, the two switcheroos actually kinda liked the change. Kit, normally a tiny ball of fire, didn’t mind being able to kick a little ass. Obi had a little more difficult time adjusting to the influx of hormones, and even needed to ask for assistance in using the ladies’ room. After a week of fighting, drinking, and confusion…the beleaguered Anakin got the RFC to work correctly and set his partners to rights again. Kiti is back to being her feisty, short self and Obi is our sage Jedi again…though the council is definitely NOT happy with him at the moment!
In marriage news, or rather the end of marriage news, @Vao_Goldheart and @Mist_Goldheart called it quits last week. Well, Mist did anyway. Our little vampire friend ‘talked’ into granting an annulment…without consulting Vao. But it looks like the two have made up and are going to date for awhile…something they should’ve thought about BEFORE the wedding, perhaps? On the brighter side of marriage, @_Navaar met and married resident Mando, @Bikoura, all within a week. After inciting wrath from several citizens of the Twitterverse, the two were married in a traditional Mando ceremony witnessed by @Deliah_Blue and @DiscoGryphon. The newlyweds then played host and hostess in their med bay when Disco was taken ill after an argument with @Every1hatesAni. Seems our pregnant baker’s blood pressure rose to dangerous levels during the fight and she collapsed. She and the little one are doing fine…but…
Speaking of our favourite cupcake queen, looks like she has a not so secret admirer pursuing her. During a chat with her friend, @The_Darth_Vader, (yeah, we know…how is she friends with him?) he confessed feelings of love for her. Despite the multiple wives (down to 10 now) and a girlfriend (@AzlynRae), the Sith Lord has fallen in love with Disco. How does this sit with her husband, @EchoGryphon? Not well. He’s taken his young family into hiding far, far away. Secure commlinks and all! This guy is serious about protecting his wife and kids, so we won’t tell you where they’re hiding. Even if we did know…Tall and Sithly himself has tried everything to get his reluctant love back, including using his star destroyers as an intergalactic PA system and going into therapy with galaxy renowned psychiatrist @DrFleurduMal. But, Disco is standing by her man…and won’t be added to the list of wives.
In other galactic gossip, @AdmiralOkins went missing, but was found by Lord Vader and the Admiral’s daughter @Lady_Everon. The Admiral suffered many injuries, but is recovering. @StSarahHaku was almost forcibly taken to rehab, tho no one here thinks she needs it…luckily, she outwitted her kidnapper and is safe.
That’s all the news that’s fit to blog for now. Toodles, happy readers!
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