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Sorry for the delay, but we’ve been busy gathering new juicy goodness for you, dear readers. So shall we dive into the gossip pool and have a swim?
It seems like the twitterverse denizens have all started blogs. This helps us here at Confidential greatly, however…we worry that we’re not needed anymore. Let us know how we can improve our reporting so you’ll all keep coming back to us. If your blog isn’t listed here, its because we didn’t get your ok.
Blog list: @DiscoGryphon http://flowersandsugar.blogspot.com/
@Every1HatesAni http://lordalmightymasterofeverything.blogspot.com/
@_EmoAni http://icanfeelifiwantto.blogspot.com/
@Obis_Wand http://ambiguouslygayjedi.blogspot.com/
@apprenticebarb http://apprenticebarb.blogspot.com/
@Dark_Luke http://thenewnewhope.blogspot.com/
@Lady_Everon http://ladyeveron.blogspot.com/
@_Navaar http://navaarstwitterfic.wordpress.com/
@_Kiti http://padawandiary.blogspot.com/
Looks like our favourite trooper, @STSarahHaku has a new man in her life, and no, we don’t mean it that way. Get your mind out of the gutter…that’s where we live. Trooper Sarah has discovered that she has a brother. @MandoSiege revealed himself as her long lost brother, raised by their father as a Mandalorian. Those two are already experiencing sibling rivalry and fighting like cats and dogs.
We can’t seem to go a week without wedding bells ringing around here! This time it was re-marriage bells. @Bikoura and @_Navaar renewed their vows on the ‘holodeck’ of her ship. The traditional Mando ceremony was witnessed by many friends and no one ended up in the infirmary.
In other coma news, @apprenticebarb, and her beloved dog Bruin, went missing last week. She was ill and somehow ended up with her boyfriend’s dad. Sarah and Luke rescued her and took her back to Luke’s ship. Barb slipped into a two day coma only to wake and fall back. Later she recovered and returned to the palace to be waited on hand and foot by palace staffers. We wish her a speedy recovery!
The Gryphons have returned from their “vacation” abroad. Guess Vader had to agree to some ground rules before the object of his obsession came home. Wonder what those rules were? When asked, @DiscoGryphon gave a polite, “That’s between Echo, Vader, and myself.” Must not have too many strict rules as the baker and the Sith Lord were spotted chatting at Navaar’s wedding.
****STOP THE PRESSES**** This just in! @The_Darth_Vader has given up his pursuit of Disco! Lord Vader was overheard telling Disco “I think, somehow I got lost in what the will of the Force was for me…I pursued you, when I really…all this time, I should have chased after her!” Who exactly is the ‘Her” Vader speaks of? Watch this space for an update!
Our favourite tri-lationship is off on a fabulous tropical cruise this week. Yes, they’re back to their old selves and basking in the sun and surf…and much to @Every1HatesAni’s dismay…the sand. Spotted by our sources, cavorting naked in the water, surfing, and…well, enjoying some exotic tea! Our polyamorous ones were also overheard discussing a certain recent publication called “Spies, Lies, and Naked Jedi.” Why were they talking about the book…seems like our very own @Obis_Wand is the true author of the erotic fiction! Could this be why he left the Jedi Order? We anxiously await the sequel! Perhaps our hero will include some more real life sexcapades…we hear that he and @Kitiyari may have indulged in some naughty fun, while Anakin instructed! Kinky!
That’s all the gossip that’s fit to print, dear readers! Watch this space for the next Confidential update!
